She moves through moonbeams slowly….
Posted on November 16, 2009 in I like making lists, music | 4 Comments
I was going through some of my music the other day and got a laugh about how much music I have that is there purely because someone told me “You won’t like this. It’s offensive/dirty/rap.” And most of these musical suggestions were offensive or dirty or rap, but that doesn’t stop me from knowing all the words. So here’s my top 5 songs that I can’t play in front of my mother. None of these are really work safe.
1. AMG – Bitch Better Have My Money
My high school boyfriend and his best friend were snickering over a Walkman one afternoon, and refused to let me listen to the tape that was playing. After 2 days worth of pestering him, my boyfriend finally gave in and let me listen to the song they said would horrify me. It turned out that I totally loved the song and know all the words to this day.
2. Tenacious D – Fuck Her Gently
This one actually ended up getting played with Mom in hearing distance. A bunch of us were driving to Salem, MA a couple of years ago and Eddie was driving and had me grab a handful of CDs to listen to during the 2 hours drive. This came on, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen my mom and her friends laugh so hard ever.
3. Insane Clown Posse – The Dating Game
I don’t remember who introduced me to ICP. I don’t know if I should thank them or rip off one of their arms and beat them senseless for it.
4. Coolio – Ugly Bitches
I can’t find an actual video for this one. That doesn’t make it less awesome to me. This was another one of those songs that my high school boyfriend told me was highly offensive and that I’d hate it. He didn’t know my musical tastes that well.
5. NWA – Automobile
Blame Eddie for getting this one on my playlist. He actually played this while we were running the Flames of Hope 5k when I was lagging a little bit.
Bonus Track: Ludo – Love Me Dead
Not offensive really, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard another song using the phrase “finger-banging my heart”. On the list because of mental images the lyrics conjure up.
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i LOVE tenacious d, they rock my socks. i need more of their tunes, must download asap.
Tenacios D is great. We’ve got a CD of them somewhere in the house. Eddie really wanted to see “Pick of Destiny” when it came out, but only managed to sit through about 10 minutes of it when he finally caught it on cable.
my kid loves icp. they scare me. i’m scared of clowns, especially evil ones.
I hate clowns as well. The ICP clowns don’t scare me, but their hardcore fans are right up there in rabidness as the craziest of Twilight fans I think.