I think that he’s a monkey. Or something.

Posted on February 22, 2010 by Crystal in conversations, random bits, silliness | 3 Comments

Me [watching that Geico commercial out now that has an executive talking to the gecko about new ad ideas]: Do bees even have knees?
Eddie: [just looks at me with that "Are you high?" look]
Me: And if they do have knees, what makes then so awesome anyway?
Eddie: If I had some poo right [...]

I have a kitten on my desk.

Posted on February 20, 2010 by Crystal in life | 5 Comments

The longest workweeks are those right before and right after a vacation. This week was no exception.
Fortunately, this past week wasn’t so terribly bad. It was a little busy at the beginning, and finished off with a super-slow Friday that resulted in me getting to leave 40 minutes early. I don’t think [...]

Reviews:  Skirt Sports running skirts

Reviews: Skirt Sports running skirts

Posted on February 15, 2010 by Crystal in reviews | No Comments

Eddie and I can’t resist buying shit for ourselves on Black Friday. He usually picks up some of his store’s crazy deals on DVDs, and I sometimes will grab some sort of gadget or DVDs for myself. Last November I was looking at some of the deals available online and picked up a [...]

Happy VD!

Happy VD!

Posted on February 14, 2010 by Crystal in life, running | 4 Comments

And as the afternoon passes into the evening, our vacation draws to a close. It’s been good, and I still will always and forever wish that it was longer or that I was just fabulously rich and didn’t need to work another day in my life.
We spent a couple of days just sitting at [...]

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