She moves through moonbeams slowly….

Posted on November 16, 2009 by Crystal in I like making lists, music | 4 Comments

I was going through some of my music the other day and got a laugh about how much music I have that is there purely because someone told me “You won’t like this. It’s offensive/dirty/rap.” And most of these musical suggestions were offensive or dirty or rap, but that doesn’t stop me from [...]

Wow my tastes are weird.

Posted on June 26, 2009 by Crystal in memes, music | 2 Comments

Totally stolen from fieryrogue, it’s a song meme.
This is a just-for-fun meme. What you do is, set your iPod/iTunes/iWhatever to shuffle, then scribble down the first line of the first 20 songs. Then post the results and see how many people can correctly guess the song title and artist. (Trust me, it’s harder than it [...]

On a Boat

Posted on February 09, 2009 by Crystal in music, video | 2 Comments

I was totally going to do the Monday Music Mambo and give you a few songs that had to do with the weather, but decided that instead of subjecting everyone to “Raining Men”, I give you this latest totally NSFW gem from the Lonely Island.

Current Mood: ROFL

Monday Music Mambo

Posted on January 19, 2009 by Crystal in memes, music, video | 2 Comments

Today’s Monday Music Mambo seems simple enough:
Name three songs that make you crank up your stereo.
There’s far, far too many songs that make me do that, so here’s 3 that I turned up tonight on the drive home:

Airborne Toxic Event – Sometime Around Midnight

I seem to turn this one up louder as the song progresses. [...]

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